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(This message was added in version 6.7.0.) in /customers/7/1/b/prishtinapress.org/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6121 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/7/1/b/prishtinapress.org/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6121) in /customers/7/1/b/prishtinapress.org/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1896 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/7/1/b/prishtinapress.org/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6121) in /customers/7/1/b/prishtinapress.org/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1896 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/7/1/b/prishtinapress.org/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6121) in /customers/7/1/b/prishtinapress.org/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1896 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/7/1/b/prishtinapress.org/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6121) in /customers/7/1/b/prishtinapress.org/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1896 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/7/1/b/prishtinapress.org/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6121) in /customers/7/1/b/prishtinapress.org/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1896 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/7/1/b/prishtinapress.org/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6121) in /customers/7/1/b/prishtinapress.org/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1896 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/7/1/b/prishtinapress.org/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6121) in /customers/7/1/b/prishtinapress.org/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1896 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/7/1/b/prishtinapress.org/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6121) in /customers/7/1/b/prishtinapress.org/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1896 {"id":145710,"date":"2021-07-04T16:38:21","date_gmt":"2021-07-04T16:38:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.prishtinapress.net\/?p=145710"},"modified":"2021-07-04T16:38:22","modified_gmt":"2021-07-04T16:38:22","slug":"cun-lajci-reagon-pasi-memli-krasniqi-u-zgjodh-kryetar-i-pdk-se-kurgja-spo-marr-vesh-pse-te-gjitha-keto-urime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prishtinapress.org\/cun-lajci-reagon-pasi-memli-krasniqi-u-zgjodh-kryetar-i-pdk-se-kurgja-spo-marr-vesh-pse-te-gjitha-keto-urime\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c7un Laj\u00e7i reagon pasi Memli Krasniqi u zgjodh kryetar i PDK-s\u00eb: Kurgja s\u2019po marr vesh, pse t\u00eb gjitha k\u00ebto urime"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Aktori dhe shkrimtari \u00c7un Laj\u00e7i, ka reaguar pas zgjedhjes s\u00eb kryetarit t\u00eb ri t\u00eb PDK-s\u00eb, Memli Krasniqi.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ai mbeti i befasuar me urimet dhe letrat e shumta p\u00ebr zgjedhjen e nj\u00eb kryetari t\u00eb partis\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Postimi i plot\u00eb:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Me haj\u00ebr kryetarll\u00ebku Krasniqe!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kam q\u00ebllu i trash\u00eb nga truni e kurgja s\u2019po marr vesh me gjith\u00eb k\u00ebto urime e letra emocionuse p\u00ebr nji kryetar partie! Pse, a ma i madh se kryetari i shtetit asht a?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Q\u00ebshtu si mua, i kishte pas\u00eb ndodh\u00eb edhe nji plaku njiher\u00eb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Krejt oda ishin kan\u00eb \u00e7ua n\u2019kam\u00eb e po ia bajshin p\u00ebrhaj\u00ebr njenit kryetarll\u00ebkun e katundit!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ky s\u2019kuptonte kurgja e dikur e pyeti njenin: A po m\u2019kallxon \u00e7ka i bjen kjo bre burr!?Ai e kqyri plakun e s\u2019diti si me ia angllatis\u00eb, (demek me ia spjegu) dhe i tha: A i ke pa do lisa t\u2019m\u00ebdhej gunga gunga n\u2019mal?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Po i tha plaku, bile shpesh jam pshtet\u00eb n\u2019gungat e tij e kam p\u00ebshurr\u00eb. Kajher\u00eb edhe jam dhi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eh pra i tha burri, ai e ruen malin prej sakicave e n\u2019fund krejt mali ia ngul atij, qeshtu asht edhe kryetarll\u00ebku!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Auuu bre burr\u00eb \u00e7ka e paska gjet\u00eb t\u2019shkretin dhe u \u00e7ua n\u2019kam\u00eb e ia zgjati dor\u00ebn: Me haj\u00ebr ngulja e shkulja kryetar!Deri sot ia ke ngul\u00eb vet\u00ebs, ve\u00e7 prej sotit krejt k\u00ebta kan\u00eb me ta ngul\u00eb ty e krejt oda qeshi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Aktori dhe shkrimtari \u00c7un Laj\u00e7i, ka reaguar pas zgjedhjes s\u00eb kryetarit t\u00eb ri t\u00eb PDK-s\u00eb, Memli Krasniqi. Ai mbeti i befasuar me urimet dhe letrat e shumta p\u00ebr zgjedhjen e nj\u00eb kryetari t\u00eb partis\u00eb. Postimi i plot\u00eb: Me haj\u00ebr kryetarll\u00ebku Krasniqe! Kam q\u00ebllu i trash\u00eb nga truni e kurgja s\u2019po marr vesh me gjith\u00eb k\u00ebto […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":145709,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_oct_exclude_from_cache":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[173],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-145710","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-lajme"},"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prishtinapress.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145710","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prishtinapress.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prishtinapress.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prishtinapress.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prishtinapress.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=145710"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.prishtinapress.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145710\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":145711,"href":"https:\/\/www.prishtinapress.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145710\/revisions\/145711"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prishtinapress.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/145709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prishtinapress.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=145710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prishtinapress.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=145710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prishtinapress.org\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=145710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}